Neurotic Man Enters the Void

I’ve heard about the Void.  And I’ve always wanted to enter it.  Quite Twilight Zone-ish.  The problem is when I tried to find the Void online I came up with:

 

the Void:

a situation in which something important that is usually present is no longer there http://www.macmillandictionary.com/us/dictionary/american/void_1

 

the Void:

a space with nothing in it  http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/void

 

the Void:

1.empty
2.hollow
3.as in 4 dimensional(bigger on the inside than on the outside)  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=void

 

the Void:

a person with no ambition, goals, or meaning in life  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=void

the Void

the Void

And a whole bunch of other meanings, some of which are too disgusting to mention or even describe.   Even think about.

 

The problem is, I don’t trust the internet.  Anyone can put anything on the internet.  While it is like a self correcting device there’s a lag time before the correctingness sets in.  I’m sure like any other system, there’s a percentage that is never corrected.  What happens if you follow that  error plagued entry for the rest of your life?  There should be a name for it – thinking that an error is actually reliable information.  After all, fool me once…

the Void

the Void

I looked some more and even found a magazine about the Void.  But still, I couldn’t find the Void.  As G.W. prophetically said, “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/6436-there-s-an-old-saying-in-tennessee-i-know-it-s

 

It’s quite amazing how powerful words are both literally and figuratively.  Kind of like using words to write poetry.  I wonder if that has ever been done before.

 

I decided it was better for me (and being a humanitarian) and for others that I just not enter the Void.  After all, that’s always the danger.  Who knows what’s on the other side of the door?  Especially when entering the Void.

the Void

the Void

About pulpdiddy

I've published an E-book (Neurotic Man), a hard copy book, (Dworb), produced movies (Woman of the Port and Liberty and Bash), and worked as a writer for Demand Media writing those ehow tidbits you've most undoubtedly seen. For many years I wrote business and marketing plans for service, retail and manufacturing businesses. Along the way I've also prepared tax returns, taught accounting, been a business start-up consultant, licensed arbiter, federal analyst, busboy, waiter, safety clerk, lighting salesman, restaurant manager, parking lot attendant, construction foreman, and cook.
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